I’m 200% sure if I was rich I was the happiest person of the world
King of the jungle
THIS IS MY DREAM
Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit.
OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.
Holy fuck are you guys okay
well one of us is going to have to change…
WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND
THEN HE JUST
characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important
”What a mystery this world, one day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over.”
In the 16th century Queen Victoria said that there was no such thing as lesbians, and so it became a truth. Why? Well, duh. She was the queen. She decided this when she was asked to sign laws against men having sex with men and women having sex with women. She signed the law against the first…
I was always close to my father growing up. He was always larger than life to me, and he is responsible for teaching me many of the good things that created my foundation: don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t hurt others, be caring and understanding, never look down on anyone, strive for the truth, work…
im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.